This is a waste of a comment, but I just can’t even imagine *what* they could talk about… religion? politics? sex? Oh, wait, it’s Hugh Hefner and Dr. Ruth!!! The elections, I’m sure!
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Dr. Ruth: Yes, Hugh, it’s true: men’s nipples can be just as sensitive as women’s nipples.
This is a waste of a comment, but I just can’t even imagine *what* they could talk about… religion? politics? sex? Oh, wait, it’s Hugh Hefner and Dr. Ruth!!! The elections, I’m sure!
Hef: That thing about the Part of Tens, that was about me, right?
Hugh: “Lady, get your wrinkly toes off my ball sack or I’ll pepper spray you.”
Oh the possibilities are endless:
Hef: How about we go out for a drink after we are done here and then head back to the grotto?
OR
One moment Dr. Ruth, let me get my glasses, I need to make sure you are writing the prescription for the correct medication.
Hef ( pulling out his card)
Call me sometime, we can compare notes.
Dr.Ruth (writing)
No, let’s put it on de calendar now Hef.
I am a woman who needs no fore-play.