Recently, I was talking to someone trying to schedule a meeting with me.  She complained that “I’m (me, Ellen) in meetings all the time, I have no free time.”  While that is a lovely sentiment, it’s really not completely true.  Some days are meeting heavy, some are not.  I wasn’t sure why she said this, so she elaborated.  “I’m looking in Lotus Notes for free meeting times, and you have every day from 8-6 blocked off.”

Seriously?

I investigated further.  Oh, here’s where it gets good.  Seems that Lotus Notes has a setting where you can list what times you are generically “available.”  My times for availability are 11:00 PM - 02:00 AM, 03:00 AM - 07:00 AM.   Because, apparently, I work on Pitcairn Island and keep 9-5 kind of hours. 

Since I never set that, I tried to reset it and the system would not accept any changes to the time.  I am destined to head to the South Pacific, apparently.  I figured it wasn’t worth torturing the rest of the company to struggle for meeting times with me in the middle of the night, so I called the help desk to fix the problem.  I got an email confirmation that a support ticket was generated, and the problem was described as so:

Incident Description: Can’t change anything in Prefs. Her calendar shows her as being busy always

Sigh.  The help desk understands me.